Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[Pari]

Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

 

[Pari]

A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:

Nawab: Janab kya me ap ko 1 takleef de sakta hoon?


Pathan: O Kaminay takleef dekar to dikha, dekh teri kese watt lagata hon.

 

[Pari]

Phatan train me su su kr k aya


BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?

Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.

 

[Pari]

Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?


Tota bola PATHAN.

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.

Friend: Wo Kaisy?

Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...

 

[Pari]

Height of kanjoosi

Pathan k pass
Mobile hai+Balance hai

Pathan 2 Major Rohail: Yaar apna to mobile dekhana
Tere bhabi ko "I LOVE U" ka msg send krna hy

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.

Abba: Kyon?



Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.

 

[Pari]

Larki 2 Pathan Boyfriend: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko na kya ho.

Pathan: Kamini zaleel I love U, mujhse shadi kr k mujhay tabah karde kambakhat. ;-)

 

[Pari]

Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?


Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe

 

[Pari]

Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di

Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?

Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.

 

[Pari]

Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha

Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?



2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

 

[Pari]

PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha:

Urr Ja

Makkhi Nahi Urri

PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi

Sun Nahi Sakti.

 

[Lightman]

{(yahoo12)}{(happy2)}{(yahoo12)}

 

[Bint-e-Aisha]

zabardast he last wala to

 

[SUBHAANA]

hahahha ​

 

[nrbhayo]

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[nrbhayo]

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

hahahaha

 

[nrbhayo]

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
.
.
.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.

sahi jee

 

[nrbhayo]

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

hahaha

 

[nrbhayo]

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

hahaha