Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[nrbhayo]

1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:

Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.



Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai.

lllooollllxxxxxzzzzzzzz

he he he lol

 

[nrbhayo]

1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?



2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

"The Roza Is Touching To Me."

lolxxxxzzzz

 

[nrbhayo]

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

lolzzzzzxxx

 

[nrbhayo]

2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


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Masjid Dhoondhny

lolozzzxxxz

 

[nrbhayo]

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!


Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.{)ooo(}

lolzzaaxxxx

 

[nrbhayo]

Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.

Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.

Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.

Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?


Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha

lolzxzxzxz

 

[nrbhayo]

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:


Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?


Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

lolxxxxxxxxxx

 

[nrbhayo]

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko

ha ha ha ha{(happy2)}

 

[nrbhayo]

Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha:

Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti...

Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti

ha ha ha he he he

 

[nrbhayo]

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

he he he he

 

[Hassan1953]

Hahahaah hohohp
Bhoot khub

 

[nrbhayo]

nice post

 

[Pari]

thank u

 

[Pari]

Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?

Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?

 

[Pari]

Aik pathan road pe Latrine kar raha tha to police ne pakar lia.

Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.

Sabot to uthalo :

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.

Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.

Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...

 

[Pari]

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!

 

[Pari]

Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha

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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...

 

[Pari]

Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.