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SHB_Bhaiya

محمد شعیب ںاصر
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aik baar tari JORAB lene medical store par gayaor JORAB ka nam bhol gaya.

Dukandar: kia chahiay?

Tari ne apna Paoon table pe rakh kar kaha

Tari: khocha is ki casing dedo. =)) =)) =))

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Noor : suit bara sohna paya aay

Marina: Thanx G

Noor:Lipstick b sohni laiay

Marina : Thanx G

Noor: makeup v sohna kita aay

Marina:thnx G

Noor: sohni fir v nahi lagdi.

Marina : :mad:

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Ek Bar prince Farry bhai interview dene gaye....

Prince Farry: Sir may i come in?

manager:yes

Prince Farry:hello

manager:hello ur name plz

Prince Farry:Waqas

manager: Ok

manager:kya qualification hai aapki ?

Prince Farry: Sir M.A

manager: Ok

manager: is job k bare main kya thinking hain aapki k kya mayar hona chahiyeh

Prince Farry : jee is job k sath ek flat apna hona chiyeh ek nokar biwi k liyeh or ek choti car or almost 30,000 salery honi chahiyeh.bas

manager: Ok

Prince Farry main apni job pakki samjhoon?

manager: Ok

Prince Farry meri salery kitni hogi?

manager pko ek choti gari ki jaga bari car deinge,ek barabangla,aur ek nokar ki jaga 10 nokar deinge,aur 30,000 ki jaga 100,000 ki salery hogi.

Prince Farry kyon mazaq karrahe hain aap

manager: pahlay shuroo kisne kiya tha?:eek:


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SHB_Bhaiya

محمد شعیب ںاصر
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Ik bar STORM pagal khanay jaata hai...waha ik pagal ko daikhta hai jo Raees hota hain

Jo konay main betha apnay aap say shargoshiyaa kar raha hai...
phir har shargoshi kay baad zor zor say qahqay lagaata hai...

ik baar aisa hua...ik shargoshi kay baad us nay buraa sa moon banaa liya...
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STORM nay pagal-khanay kay nigraan say poocha yeh kiya kar raha tah,

aur kiya hua isay...nigraan kehta hai "janaab yeh apnay aapko latifay sunaa raha tah...
aur har latifay kay baad hansta....yeh jo is nay buraa sa moon banaiya hai...

yeh is liye kay yeh latifaa is nay pahlay say sunaa hua tah!

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Aik baar toooba nay zor say nelli kay bothay sharif par thapparr maara...

Nelli tilmilaa hi to uthi aur poochnay lagi : aap nay thapparr mazaak main maraa hai ya sanjeedgi main?"....

Tooba: "sanjeedgi main"

Nelli itminaan say bolti hai : "phir theek hai,,,kionkay mujhay aisa mazaak bilkul pasand nahi!!!"
 
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Atif-adi

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Sharara Boy said:
Ik bar STORM pagal khanay jaata hai...waha ik pagal ko daikhta hai jo Raees hota hain

Jo konay main betha apnay aap say shargoshiyaa kar raha hai...
phir har shargoshi kay baad zor zor say qahqay lagaata hai...

ik baar aisa hua...ik shargoshi kay baad us nay buraa sa moon banaa liya...
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STORM nay pagal-khanay kay nigraan say poocha yeh kiya kar raha tah,

aur kiya hua isay...nigraan kehta hai "janaab yeh apnay aapko latifay sunaa raha tah...
aur har latifay kay baad hansta....yeh jo is nay buraa sa moon banaiya hai...

yeh is liye kay yeh latifaa is nay pahlay say sunaa hua tah!

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

---------- Post added at 11:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:31 AM ----------

Aik baar toooba nay zor say nelli kay bothay sharif par thapparr maara...

Nelli tilmilaa hi to uthi aur poochnay lagi : aap nay thapparr mazaak main maraa hai ya sanjeedgi main?"....

Tooba: "sanjeedgi main"

Nelli itminaan say bolti hai : "phir theek hai,,,kionkay mujhay aisa mazaak bilkul pasand nahi!!!"
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what is bothay....:eek:
 
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Atif-adi

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ek baar neelu...ko letter ata hai america se neelu ki friend ka,
neelu bht pareshan hoti hia...kuz neelu ko uski writing me T or J me farak nahi lag raha hota hai wo bht cunfuse ho rahi hoti hai...to phir wo apne servant noor ko bulati hai..or kehti hai,

NEELU : noor tum to pade likhe ho na?{(thinkg)}
NOOR : allhamdullilah baji am buuhht para likha hai ji.apne pora khandan me..{(baba)}
NEELU : acha ye batao ye T hai ya J??{(girlangel)}
NOOR : (sir khujate hue) baji ab itna b para likha nai hai am{}{78iu
 
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Hahahah .... :)):)):))

nice jokes atif and shoab...

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ATIF: Dear Look Into My Eyes
What U C?
Tell Me..!

MALAK: Ture Love

ATIF: O Andhi!
Itna Bara Machaar Nazar nahi aya?

Jaldi Nikal bari aai Ture Love...!​
 
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