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SHB_Bhaiya

محمد شعیب ںاصر
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Pari : India jao to saari bhejna,Dubai jao to jewelry,France jao to perfume.

Prince Farry... ne jal kar kaha: "dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?"

Pari : "APNI VIDEO.!" :eek: =)) =)) =)) =))

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Storm : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Tari : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Storm : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati. =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
 
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SHB_Bhaiya

محمد شعیب ںاصر
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aik charsi SHB eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation,

Maham Doctor asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

SHB : jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain. =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
 
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SHB_Bhaiya

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Atif : Mein last time pooch raha hoon, kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?

Nelli : Nahin..

Atif : Soch lo..

Nelli: Kaha na nahin..

Atif : Waiter! Bill alag alag lana... =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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Noor_Afridi said:
Atif & Malak
Atif : tennu kinni vari keya ay rOz palak te Saag na pakay kar
Malak : Atif Dear iS viCh irOn hOnda ay
Atif : na tOo meri Tidd wiCh Steel Mill lani ay
=))=))=))=))=))=))=))
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz adi is an Iron Man

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Noor (Wakeel): Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/- Lagengy.

Tari : Pagal Ho Kya? Qazi Ne Rs.101/- Mai Shaadi Karwai Thi!

Noor : Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja.... :)) :)) :))

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Adi aik din aik larki kay sath baitha tha ,
dosray din dosri larki kay sath daikha gia ,
tisray din koi aur larki the
chothay din koi aur larki kay sath tha ,

Moral : larkiyan badal jati hain Adi nahi badalta. :)) :)) :)) :)) (sa) (sa) (sa)
 
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SHB_Bhaiya

محمد شعیب ںاصر
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nooor kabhi kabhi office bhi jaya ker yaaaaaaaar 25 bucheeeeee =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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Marina doctor sey:" meray shouhar (Noor) ko sotey mein bolney ki aadat hai"
doctor:" aap unhein jagtey howey bolney ka mouqa dein woh sotey mein bolna chor dein gay

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ustaad (Atif) shagird(SHB) se rongte khare hone ka jumla banao

SHB : jab master sahib ne mujhe class main khara kiya to sath hi mere rongte ehtaraman khare ho gye.
 
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