TM Member's Joke Mela

[A.J Raees]

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
SHB: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
SHB: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

 

[Sit@ra]

Nice Joke RJ

 

[A.J Raees]

yep....................!!!!!

 

[St0rm]

hahaha.... nice joke..

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RR to Pari ; Tell me any 5 Animal that live in water?




Pari; Fish



RR; Theek hay aur batao?




Pari;Fish ki ami,abu,bhai aur behen..​

 

[Noor_Afridi]

niCe jOke yar
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Adi & Noor Afridi
Adi : why Smart peOple Always Say They Are buSy
Noor Afridi : niCe Qus but Dear
i will tell yOu later
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Right nOw i'm buSy

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[Pari]

heheheh great jokes guyz

 

[Noor_Afridi]

pari kabhi tum bhi jOke marlia karO
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[Pari]

itne to marey

 

[St0rm]

lol........ to or b maro na pari....

 

[Pari]

marongi marongi.. per aram aram se marongi

 

[St0rm]

thora jaldi jaldi maro na........

 

[Pari]

na na pyaar se kaam kia jata hai

 

[Noor_Afridi]

tumharay marnay Say pehlay hum khOd hi mar jayeh gain
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na na pyaar se kaam kia jata hai

pari pyar ka naam mat lia karO kOch kOch hOta hai
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[Pari]

koi baat nahi tumhare marne per p jokes suna dongi

 

[unique-style]

Storm: humne ek esi chz banai hai jis se hum dewar k us paar dekh skty hain
Angrez: wow zbrdast, wo kia chz hai?
Storm : Sorakh

 

[Pari]

heheheheh

 

[St0rm]

Hahah.... Nice joke us..

 

[Pari]

or sunao or sunao

 

[Noor_Afridi]

US tuSi baray mazaQi hO
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[Hannia]

Tari bhai: yar NoOr agr li8 na hoti to hum TV kysy dykhty???


NoOr (uncle): ly yara..... phr kya?? Hum ""Mooom Bati jala k dykh ly ga......